Main politician to nahin…
(Original Lyrics: Main shaayar to nahin, magar ae haseen jab se dekha maine tujhko, mujhko shaayari aa gayi… Song: Main shayar to nahin. Film: Bobby. Year: 1973.) Now Kanimozhi was a shaayar to begin...
View ArticleApril 2012 Status Updates
∙ The Indian Judicial system solved the Rs 1 Lakh bribe issue @Rs 25 a day. That’s why it took 11 years. At this rate other multi-crore scams may not be solved till even Judgement Day. ∙ At this rate...
View ArticleTo be or not to be, that is the question…
Politics in India is facing Hamlet style dilemmas… Karnataka BJP… To split or not to split, that is the question. Nitish on NDA… To quit or not to quit, that is the question. Mamata on UPA… To exit or...
View ArticleJuly 2012 Status Updates
∙ Overheard… Manmohan Singh: Kamse kam tum logo ka power waapis to aayega! Mera power cut to permanent hai! ∙ Zero Loss Sibal gets his match in Zero Power Loss Tewari. ∙ India has officially entered...
View ArticleSome political definitions…
Lok Sabha boycott: An art perfected by Rahul Gandhi, while the BJP is still struggling to pull it off. PM’s Statement in the House: Something that rarely comes and when it does, there’s no-one around...
View ArticleYet More Kejriwal Musings…
∙ Overheard… Arvind Kejriwal: Ambani runs India, not MMS. MMS: (Fumes, goes red in the face and screams) What slander Kejriwal! You are totally wrong! Everyone knows that Sonia runs India! ∙ Times...
View ArticleMusings on Indian politics…
• Only in India: A party playing minority politics calls itself secular (Congress), a party with an ultra-Left outlook calls itself anti-Left (TMC), a party that championed reforms is opposing FDI...
View ArticleThe Barney song for all occasions…
Original… I love you, you love me, We’re a happy family, With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, Won’t you say you love me too? For Twitter… I Follow you, You Follow me, We’re all Followers...
View ArticleDecember 2012 Status Updates
• The BCCI will soon honour Rohit Sharma for the most “Guest Appearances” in an Indian innings. (December 30) • US Politicians: Lead from the Front. Indian Politicians: Hide from all Fronts. (December...
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Many years ago, they made a Tryst with Corruption. At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the whole world slept, they looted the nation. Both Rohit and Ishant made their international debuts in 2007....
View ArticleHow every Congress leader changes a fused light bulb in the house…
How does Pappu change a light bulb in his house? He doesn’t. He just declares light a state of mind. How does Sonia change a light bulb in her house? She just expresses her unhappiness over darkness...
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